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Post by Yurika Abe on Feb 21, 2011 23:26:31 GMT 9
Hello!
Last month, A NOVA teacher said that I recomend " food calorie guidebook". And He said that you should count calories and the intake is 1600 calorie in a day!!
hahaha...I stert go on a diet immediately and walking.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Mar 16, 2011 8:39:26 GMT 9
Hello!
One day, My father scream in a bathroom. And He came running to a living room.
He yelled out "Who did this! Bleach underpants with face masks!! I can buy new masks!!! Mmm. Who is the owner of this underpants and face masks?"
I said " It's my mother's underpants and your face masks. This must be my mother doing."
My father said " Oh, brother!" He turned pale with shock.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Mar 16, 2011 17:29:09 GMT 9
Hello!
In F39 It's a scam for sure,
I said that My father hobby is health care. He bought a exercise bike, a tread mill, a step machine and an iron bar. Exercise is his life,exercise, eat, sleep, exercise, eat, sleep...
A teacher said that Does he youthful?
I said that No,he doesn't. He is old. Because He got bored of playing health machines, so He throw away his health machines in my mother's room.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Jul 2, 2011 19:20:39 GMT 9
Hello!
In F lesson,
A teacher : The week after next , I am going to take a test about Japanese. How shall I do study Japanese?
I :I recommend "Pirates of the Caribbean's DVD".
A teacher: What? It's an English movie!
I : The voice change to japanese.
A teacher: Oh, I see.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Jul 2, 2011 19:25:47 GMT 9
Hello!
Last month, F14 Expressing your opinion about TV.
I : I don't like television. A lot of TV programs are boring.But I like reading.
A teacher: I like TV! What kind of books do you like?
I : Anne of Green Gables.
A teacher: I watched it on TV.
I: Wuthering Heights.
A teacher: I watched it on TV.
I :Romeo and Juliet.
A teacher: I watched it on TV.
I: Murder on the Orient Express.
A teacher:I watched it on TV. A television is convenient!
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Post by Yurika Abe on Jul 2, 2011 22:31:18 GMT 9
Hello!
The month before last, A NOVA teacher said that I'm afraid of Japanese ghost. It's Tofu boy. He give a rot tofu to a parson. After that the parson go to a toilet.
Last week I found Tofu boy in a novel. It's "Tofu Kozou" by Natsuhiko Kyogoku. He is a famous writer in Japan. I like the mystery. He is a good writer. A teacher and I recommend the novel and a movie.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Jul 2, 2011 22:42:03 GMT 9
Hello!
I went to Tkorozawa NOVA on March 11th. A strong earthquake was felt the day.
In F lesson, A teacher said that today lesson is earthquake.
There was earthquake at that time.
A teacher:This is earthquake.
A teacher:This is aftershock.
A teacher: This is shaking and rolling.
I was good at remembering earthquake's words.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Jul 2, 2011 23:10:26 GMT 9
Hello!
Last week, A NOVA teacher said that Japanese ghost is foolish! Because, A woman ghost counted dishes. She said " one dish, two dish, three dish,...six dish! I thought I had short one dish.". Woman ghost cryed. A NOVA teacher said that go for the dish to a kitchen.
The ghost story is very famous. It's classical literature. I forgot a title. The woman ghost trembled the accident. Because the dishes are very high price and another dishes are don't exist. Naturally, A teacher said a joke.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Sept 16, 2011 12:11:14 GMT 9
Hello!
Two years ago I went to the Konami seimming pool in Nishitokorozawa. My swimming ability is good. And I am on a diet. The first day, I put in the pool. Then, A lifeguard yelled out" Stay there!" and He had a dipper. And He ladled some feces in the water. After that, He said " All right, now we can breathe a little easier". But I was stunned when I heard it.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Sept 16, 2011 13:52:57 GMT 9
Hello!
Several years ago I go to high school by Seibu sinjyuku train. One day, au usual, I took a jam-packed train early in the morning. Then, I sragger to my feet in front of a sit gentleman on a seat. At that time, The train rock from side to side. I had a bad fall. And, Unfortunately, I sat on the gentleman's knee. But I could not stand up from his knee to the end of a line.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Nov 11, 2011 22:06:09 GMT 9
Hello!
Several years ago I went to Musashino art school in Kichijouzi. I was nineteen years old.
One day, an art class was a nude painting in Japanese-style. My classmate was fourteen person.
First I was surprised. Because the nude model was eighty-six old man. Then I stared at he for a moment and he stared at me for a moment. Well then his body was grotesque. His wee-wee was very long. I measured it with a rule. It's about twenty-five centimeter.
A teacher said " the size was OK! Well, I was suprised!".
After that I had been paint it for two long months.
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Post by Yurika Abe on Nov 26, 2011 10:41:31 GMT 9
Hello!
My sister went to the dentist in Shimoyamaguchi last month. In the dentist, there are a lot of small television in the consulting room. Then, Now, a old man had his teeth treated.
A dentist said to old man: Do you have questions?
A old man said: Do your dentist's office use digital broadcasting? Why?
A dentist said: Ohh. We don't use digital broadcasting.But...
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Post by Yurika Abe on Mar 6, 2012 0:13:49 GMT 9
Hello!
One day, my friend's relative woman , she was newlywed who washed her husband's briefs in the washing machine. Her used long chopsticks for her husband's briefs. She couldn't touch the briefs. After that, She sterilized the briefs by boiling. She used a big pot for the sterilization by boiling.
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